(Honorary) Dr. John F. Tuttle,
Jr.
District Superintendent
Far Right Oklahoma District
Church of the Nasterine
"Panhandling our hardest for
Christ."
As I’ve finished devouring turkey and ham and prepare to
wade into the sea of the unwashed masses to knock my fellow man’s teeth out for
cheap electronics, I wanted to share with you all the things I’m thankful for
this year:
- The GOP
- My wonderful wife Truella
- 6 of my 8 lovely children
- 27 of our 39 churches on the Far Right Oklahoma District
- 4 of the 22 churches I’ve pastored
- Our glorious denomination and all of its wonderful traditions
- Sinners to look down upon
- Other “Christian” traditions to look down upon
- Our wonderful Republican leadership, both here in Oklahoma and in Washington
- The United States of ‘Merca
- That Christmas continues its inexorable march towards devouring pagan holidays like Halloween
- Financial Prosperity
- Rigid Moralism
- Heroes of our Nasterine heritage, such as Philemon F. Brassiere, P.B.J. Chapstick, Chuckie P. Journeyman, and Cousin Buck Robertlewisstevenson
- The Prayer of Jabez
- The Lawrence Welk Show
- The Gaither Family
- The Speers Family
- Fox News
- President Trump
- Ronald Reagan
- “Trickle Down” economics
- Bureaucracy
- Those in the world still unafraid to speak the truth over and against the Liberal Agenda
- Jesus
Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving and a bruised and bloodied
Black Friday,
Rock Doc T
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