Narcissitaville

(Honorary) Dr. John F. Tuttle, Jr.

District Superintendent

Far Right Oklahoma District

Church of the Nasterine

"Panhandling our hardest for Christ."

Rock Doc T here with another Peculiar Pete classic that’s been stuck in my head for weeks now.

“Narcissitaville” (To the tune of “Margaritaville”)

I won the election,

But still I’m detecting

There’s some folks who think that I don’t have a clue.

Ignore ‘em all; build me a wall,

Remind them I’m rubber and they are glue.

Life is so lonely here in Narcissitaville

Searching for my next verbal assault.

Some people claim that I have gone insane,

But I know that it’s Obama’s fault.

Tweetin’ at sunrise,

Oh what a surprise—

The liberal media’s spreading fake news.

But I’m such a genius,

With such a big…pair of hands,

I’ll fix the whole country and I’ll fix it soon.

Life is so lonely here in Narcissitaville

Searching for my next verbal assault.

Some people claim that I have gone insane,

But I know that it’s Hillary’s fault.

Fighting dictators,

Insulting my haters:

Women, Muslims, Blacks, and Mexicans.

But it’s all a distraction

So I can take action

And lower taxes for all my rich friends.

Life is so lonely here in Narcissitaville

Searching for my next verbal assault.

Some people claim that I have gone insane,

But I know that it can’t be my fault.

Yes, and Some people claim that I have gone insane,

But I know it’s everyone else’s fault.

Some say our beloved President Trump is a Narcissist, but is it really narcissism if you really are just the best at everything?

Wishing you happiness and a small loan of a million dollars,

Rock Doc T