Saturday, June 17, 2017

Peculiar Pete Would NEVER Claim to Be Bigger than Jesus

(Honorary) Dr. John F. Tuttle, Jr.
District Superintendent
Far Right Oklahoma District
Church of the Nasterine

"Panhandling our hardest for Christ."

Another song from Peculiar Pete, which I think dovetails nicely with the inane ramblings (I regrettably subjected you to) of “actual” Dr. Tuttle…


No One Goes to Hell (To the tune of "Yellow Submarine")

In the church where I was raised
There was judgment mixed with praise
But we heard about a man
Who devised a kinder plan

So we learned from Origen
Some might call it heresy
But we’re happier this way
When there’s no hell to pay

We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes to hell
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes to hell

And our friends are coming, too
Hindu, Muslim, Christian, and Jew
All theology’s okay

We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes to hell
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes to hell

As we live in perfect peace (Perfect peace)
Every one of us (Every one of us) thinks what we need (Thinks what we need)
Keep opinions (Keep opinions) to yourself (To yourself)
Because no one (Because no one) goes to hell (Goes to hell, ha, ha)

We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes to hell
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes to hell
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes to hell
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes to hell


Once upon a time I was sorry for putting dog poop on the handlebars of Bowie’s bicycle when we were kids. Not anymore.



More than willing to condemn people to Hell,


Rock Doc T 

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