(Honorary) Dr. John F. Tuttle,
Jr.
District Superintendent
Far Right Oklahoma District
Church of the Nasterine
"Panhandling our hardest for
Christ."
Another song from
Peculiar Pete, which I think dovetails nicely with the inane ramblings (I
regrettably subjected you to) of “actual” Dr. Tuttle…
No
One Goes to Hell (To the tune of "Yellow Submarine")
In the church where I was raised
There was judgment mixed with
praise
But we heard about a man
Who devised a kinder plan
So we learned from Origen
Some might call it heresy
But we’re happier this way
When there’s no hell to pay
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes
to hell
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes
to hell
And our friends are coming, too
Hindu, Muslim, Christian, and Jew
All theology’s okay
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes
to hell
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes
to hell
As we live in perfect peace (Perfect
peace)
Every one of us (Every one of us)
thinks what we need (Thinks what we need)
Keep opinions (Keep opinions) to
yourself (To yourself)
Because no one (Because no one)
goes to hell (Goes to hell, ha, ha)
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes
to hell
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes
to hell
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes
to hell
We are all unequivocally saved
No one goes to hell, no one goes
to hell
Once upon a time I was
sorry for putting dog poop on the handlebars of Bowie’s bicycle when we were
kids. Not anymore.
More than willing to
condemn people to Hell,
Rock Doc T
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