(Honorary) Dr. John F. Tuttle,
Jr.
District Superintendent
Far Right Oklahoma District
Church of the Nasterine
"Panhandling our hardest for
Christ."
There’s lots of talk about money flying around these days as
President Trump and our fantastic state legislators both work on the process of
finalizing budgets for the upcoming year, and while I’m proud of the good work
that we’re doing on both the local and national level to decimate funding for
liberal projects like schools and roads and protect the marginalized, like
poor, defenseless multi-national conglomerates, I still can’t help but worry
that it’s not enough. What if the excessively wealthy can’t save us, even if we
give then an exceedingly disproportionate share of the resources?
If you’ve had similar worries, I’m pleased to announce a
highly-anticipated new book by recent up and coming author Creflo B. Gimme, MAMMON, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the
Ba’al:
In this exciting volume, Gimme is a wellspring of knowledge
on how you can feel justified in thinking that the government is cheating the
rich out of taxes to care for those moochers who don’t have the decency to be
born privileged, with such chapters as:
Chapter 4: Trickle-Down Economics: It Just Works
Chapter 7: The Economy of Heaven: Why Giving to the Poor is About Personal
Holiness, Not Societal Necessity
Chapter 10: Too Big to Fail: Why the Rich Need Your Money More Than You
Chapter 11: Moral Bankruptcy: Why You Should Send Me a Check for $1,000
Chapter 18: Silver Spoons Still Have to Be Polished: Why Privilege is
Really Not That Big a Deal
Chapter 23: Fighting Logic with Distractions & Cruelty: How to Make
Arguments Ad Hominem
I especially appreciated his advice in Chapter 23 about deflecting any concerns about the current administration by complaining loudly about Obama and the Clintons until the other person gives up and leaves. I can highly recommend this book to anyone who wants to pick
fights with liberals, feel better about replacing that 2015 F-750 truck with
the new 2018 F-950, or better understand true religion when it comes to
economics. No one can tell you that taxes on the rich help the poor, Jesus
condemned material wealth, or welfare and Obamacare help people ever again!
Benghazi Emails,
Rock Doc T
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