Books Too Trashy Even For Mardel

(Honorary) Dr. John F. Tuttle, Jr.

District Superintendent

Far Right Oklahoma District

Church of the Nasterine

"Panhandling our hardest for Christ."

Many of you have asked me about the sorts of letters that my father, Tuttle Sr., would write, and I haven’t posted any of them yet, because they’re a lot like him: mostly worthless trash. But, since so many of you are asking that I show you instead of you just innately trusting my opinion (which you really should), I’ll show you what I mean:

NEW FOR 1991! From your Nasterine Publishing House! Because we know what Christian women really want…introducing:

“Heavenly Dove”

Christian Romance Novel Series

Feel the passion! Experience the joy! Cry the tears! Sigh with envy! As you read of beautiful romances from a Christian perspective. From the best-selling Christian women authors, escape from the pressures of church work and home life into a world of Spirit-filled romance. Collect all 7,678 books in the series! Read them and trade them with other women in your church.

     Enroll TODAY in the HEAVENLY DOVE Christian Romance Novel Club, because if you’re going to read junk, at least make it CHRISTIAN junk!

     Order now, and you will receive the first three HEAVENLY DOVE Christian Romance Novels.

No flame burns hotter than a love too long denied…

“His name was Jesse. Tall and dark, with eyes the most startling shade of blue, he was the best (single) pastor their church had ever had. Young, lovely Courtney put her faith in him…little dreaming of the secret passion that burned in Jesse’s soul…little imagining the fires that would ignite during the long Board Meetings, driving them together in an ecstatic frenzy that only passion understood…and the General and Special Rules could tame!”

From the pen of Danielle Steelheart, comes the church romance: “THE PASSIONATE PREACHER.”

 

“She was a young, beautiful, alone woman… A

Nasterine primary Sunday School teacher with so much more to give…He was a dark, fatally handsome Born-Again Believer who desired her…but he was a CHARISMATIC! Yet, she couldn’t help herself! She felt strangely drawn to this mysterious tongue-speaker…Could their love overcome the binding chains of church doctrine so that their love could fly free and full? Or will the little old ladies of the church smother their passion with rumors and gossip?” BARBARA COURTLAND presents: “THE FLAMING TONGUE!”

     Herald of Howliness magazine says: “The Flaming Tongue is an enthralling book, with a love story feisty and romantic as a Tracy/Hepburn movie film!”

“With the blazing fury of a true Wesleyan, Christine Montegomery bravely defies the church feud by falling in love with Brett Heartstrong…Though the Montegomerys & the Heartstrongs have been rivals for power in the church for years, Christine battles schemes of greed and intrigue, the bold beauty resists the pressures of family, to win the heart of the dashing, manly-chested Brett. Will their love cause the church split the pastor has been holding off for years? Jane Deveraux will enthrall you with, “THE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEMPTRESS.”

     Those Other Sheep magazine says, “Finally, a book that admits the sanctified are also passionate!”

Hopefully that satiates your curiosity and does absolutely nothing to titillate your senses,

Rock Doc T